Nothing says family road trip like standing in the parking lot of a Cavender's Boot Barn in El Paso Texas with your shirt collar pulled up over your nose while you hold your child at arms' length so mommy can take off her shit-laden clothes. That's what happened last time we made this trip. Find out what's in store when we depart later this week, and also how you can track us from theroadscholars.com every poopy mile of the way.
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