You Heard It Here First!
I have some great news! Your peer pressure, bullying, and begging has worked. I have officially begun writing Speed Bump Chronicles. The timetable is early 2014, but my publisher is kind of a hard-ass, so it's possible it could be available in time to stuff in next year's stockings. This year please consider giving the gift of laughter, adventure, and step by step instructions on how to get the New Jersey State Police to write you a speeding ticket.
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